dropouthangoutspaceout:
One of the best Twine games I have played. Do you know how to click on hyperlinks? Then play Howling Dogs. Porpentine at her best.
It was the first Twine game I played and possibly no Twine game has lived up to it except the orgiastically weird MASTABA SNOOPY, and that’s possibly because I was a huge Peanuts fan as a kid so playing MASTABA SNOOPY felt like my life was coming full circle.
atopfourthwall:
mad-scientist-hououin:
smartaleckette:
February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.
See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!
i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people
hamburgerjack:
blackpaint20:
This is lovely!
The moaning of miserable medieval monks who transcribed books.
Source
Lol
the medieval equivalent of talking in the tags
a friend: don’t you want to rescue feminism from racism?
me: no

so i’m watching my first ever ep of game of thrones ‘cause it’s on tv
and until now i have not truly grasped the meaning of “sexposition”
i want to call up a fwb and say “let’s do it game of thrones style” and start talking about history and dragons and shit while we’re fucking
i hate it when i see all these people i know and admire make complete asses of themselves about race
i know i should shut my mouth because i’m not in a position to piss these people off and if i ragequit every totally clueless person i’d lose like 90% of this social circle, which is really depressing
it feels like my heart is crumbling into little bits and i hate everything
House Of Leaves Abridged
confusedtannenbaum:

x are you reading, x this is for you
p. s. ftaires
The Grossest Elf Sex Scene Ever
summer-of-supervillainy:
I am trying explain to a friend exactly how awful the fantasy books I read as a kid were, and this scene came to mind. If you don’t want to read about a human slurping glitter off an elf’s ears, don’t click this.
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Blame anotherwordformyth, who started talking about horrible fantasy with summer-of-supervillainy after…oh wait…after I posted that photo that reminded him of some Dresden Files book. So I guess it’s all my fault.
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