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i love the fuck out of condensed milk and toast w/condensed milk (and butter!!!) sounds fucking amazing—but it *looks* like somebody ejaculated all over this poor toast, and that sorta makes me gag.
Hah! If ejaculate actually tasted like condensed mi…I’ve said too much.
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milkeemountainmama reblogged this from wildunicornherd and added:
Juuuuuuust saying. Just fucking saying. (holds in dry heave)
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wildunicornherd reblogged this from milkeemountainmama and added:
Hah! If ejaculate actually tasted...condensed mi…I’ve said too much.
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w3djyt reblogged this from popularmechanic and added:
Possibility of reading porn while eating this? Quite high. Objective? AL:KJdflksajf :P
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popularmechanic reblogged this from milkeemountainmama and added:
proposed solution - read something while eating to take yr attention off
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